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This Year…

Started out great but of course like every prior year its starting to get shittier and shittier. As the days press on and more shit happens my level of depression just gets higher and higher. i honestly dont know what to do. i wanna leave it all behind but i cant. theres nowhere for me to go and i have to many responsibilities, so im forced to suffer through one of me worst times of depression that has no sign of ceasing. the only thing that gives me a glimmer of hope is the one girl who has been able to make me smile by just the mere sight of her name on a text everyday

Best email I’ve ever gotten

Gifts for Men 


Christmas is just around the corner, so here are some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.

Rule #1:
When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17, and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.

Rule #2:
If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word “ratchet” or “socket” in it. Men love saying those two words. “Hey, George, can I borrow your ratchet?” “OK. By the way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?” Again, no one knows why.

Rule #3:
If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rearview mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.

Rule #4:
Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn’t have invented Jockey shorts.

Rule #5:
You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.

Rule #6:
Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer.

Rule #7:
Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after-shave or deodorant. I’m told they do not stink; instead they are “earthy.”

Rule #8:
Buy men label makers. It’s almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. “Socks.” “Shorts.” “Cups.” “Saucers.” “Door.” “Lock.” “Sink.” You get the idea. No one knows why.

Rule #9:
Never buy a man anything with “Some Assembly Required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over.

Rule #10:
Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men’s stores. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t know what it is. “From NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn’t this a starter for a ‘68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.”)

Rule #11:
Men enjoy danger. That’s why they never cook but they will barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. “Oh, the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?”

Rule #12:
Tickets to a Vikings game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to “A Retrospective of 19th-Century Quilts.” Everyone knows why.

Rule #13:
Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you don’t know why, please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when he gets a label maker.

Rule #14:
It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.

Rule #15:
Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8” manila rope.

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My Personality :

  • I’m loud
  • I’m obnoxious
  • I’m sarcastic
  • I’m cocky
  • I cry easily
  • I have a bad temper 
  • For the most part, I don’t like people 
  • I’m easy to get along with
  • I have more enemies than friends
  • I drink coffee
  • I clean my room daily

My Appearance :

  • I wear makeup  
  • I wear a piece of jewelery at all times
  • I wear contacts
  • I wear glasses
  • I have/had braces 
  • I change my hair color often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have piercings
  • I have small feet 

Relationships :

  • I’m in a relationship now
  • I’m single
  • I’m crushing-ish…
  • I’m in love
  • I’m always scared of being hurt
  • An ex has physically abused me, at least once
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
  • I’ve been in love more than two times
  • I believe in love at first sight

Friendships :

  • I have a best friend
  • I have at least ten friends (kiiinda)
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend
  • I can trust at least five people with my life

Experiences :

  • I’ve been on a plane
  • I’ve been on a train
  • Someone close to me has died
  • I’ve taken a taxi 
  • I’ve taken a city bus
  • I’ve taken a school bus
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping
  • I’ve made a speech
  • I’ve been in some sort of club
  • I’ve won an award
  • I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight

Music :

  • I listen to R&B
  • I listen to country
  • I listen to pop
  • I listen to techno
  • I listen to rock
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it
  • I hate the radio
  • I buy CDs (sometimes)

Television :

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching TV 
  • I watch soap operas daily
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives
  • I’ve seen and liked The OC
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill
  • I’ve seen and liked Americas Next Top Model
  • I’ve seen and liked Popular
  • I’ve seen and liked 24
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI
  • I’ve seen and liked Everwood

Family Life :

  • I get along with both of my parents
  • My biological parents are still together
  • I have at least one brother
  • I have at least one sister
  • I have at least one step brother/sister
  • I have at least one half brother/sister
  • I’ve been kicked out of my house
  • I’ve ran away from home
  • I’ve made my parents cry
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded
  • I don’t live with my parents
  • Parents are screwed up and gone

Hair :

  • I’ve been brown 
  • I’ve had streaks
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year
  • I’ve been blonde 
  • I’ve been red
  • I’ve been light brown
  • I’ve been medium brown
  • I’ve been blue/green 
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned
  • I use conditioner
  • I’ve used Silk Therapy
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments
  • I’ve curled my hair
  • I’ve straightened my hair
  • I’ve ironed my hair
  • I’ve braided my hair

School :

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension
  • I’ve walked out of class
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class
  • I’ve failed a test
  • I’ve cheated on a test 
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test
  • I’ve failed Art
  • A teacher has called my parents

(Source: suckmeundies)

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